'Hey, you love this one, "How do you give a lemon an orgasm?" You tickle its citrus!'.

Beth trying to calm Sarah down

The DescentEdit

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Beth is the only memer of the group (and person who has entered the cave) not to be killed by a crawler.


(Beth walks in with her pyjamers)

Sam: 'Oh my god'

Sarah 'Oh my, Jesus'

(The girls laugh hystorically)

Beth: 'Don't say a fucking word alright? It was a Christmas present'

(Seeing the entrance to the cave for the first time)

Beth: 'You're having a laugh'

Juno: 'Friad not'

Beth: 'I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider'.